Cell phones don't have internal time keeping chips - they still rely on quartz modules for that, and very little hardware comes with them anymore.

So your phones time is regulated by satellites - meaning you rely on a global(ist) network beaming microwaves into your dick and balls just to keep "accurate time"

What happens if the network goes out? Or you're in a deep, dark cave - like your mom?

You got tiktok on there too?