>Go to colombia
>Get upset stomach on second day of trip
>Ate lots of empanadas, ajiaco y drinking the quimjuice of cheap Cartagena street whores
>In restaurant, about to shit self
>Run to bathroom, see M on door for men
>Unleash anal machine guns
>Betterthananydrug.exe
>Almost cracked the ceramic bowl
>Step out feeling proud of myself
>Two foid thirdies in the bathroom staring at me
TIL that in Spanish M stands for Mujeres (women)