swiggity swooty, there's a wormhole in your booty!

The Great Attractor pulls us toward its center at a rate of two million kilometers per hour. We are destined to be assimilated into its wonderful mass, as Spaceship Earth journeys its way to its inevitable end. It is best to submit to The Great Attractor’s grand design -- and not to resist it -- for we are all fated to become part of its celestial structure

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