>35 years old
>never worked a single day in my life
>drink 12 bottles of beer everyday (2 Sixpacks)
>for the last 15 years
>smoke 2 packs of IQOS tabaco everyday
>for the last 20 years
>did coke,speed,weed,crack all that for a period of time
>only eat frozen pizza and other fastfood
>sleep when i want
>masturbate when i want
NO CANCER. No diabetes. No high blood pressure. Nothing. Nada. Zero. Null. Gar nix.
Meanwhile Olympic sport spastics die aged 28 because of heart attacks or falling off a mountain. Crack Junkies in Frankfurt get like 90 years old.
You just need to get on welfare and become the Duke like that Big Lebowski guy. Im not even kidding. Eating apples, jogging and getting a social life will fucking kill you. And dont ever marry.
The whole health system is a scam and i tell you why
