You want a MILF? Here's one for you!
This is Lisa Frisby. She's 56-year-old.
Here's a good premise for a caption:
She was a 911 dispatcher who wasn't even remotely slutty. Until one day she starred in a movie for the money. She didn't know what type of movie it was going to be, but it ended up being a pornographic film. She obviously didn't want to do it at first, but ended up agreeing because she needed the money. She ended up enjoyed it so much, that she became a full-blown porn star.