At its closest Indonesia is just 500km from mainland Australia.

There are 280 million Indonesians. Not a single Australian could tell you who their President is. No one knows who their celebrities are. Most probably think Bali is their capital.

People might say Indonesia is an irrelevant non-entity but I honestly think they're the best neighbour you could have. They stick to their own. Far preferable to bordering something like Mexico or North Africa.

Thank you, Indonesia.