>Be irish
>Consume Potato
>Have 10 kids by the age of 25
>Go to Church, Have white guilt
>Consume Potato
>Complain about the English
>Watch the premier league(english football), while irish football is pretty nonexistant.
>Consume potato
>Drink Guinness
>Beat wife
>Complain about the irish(northern)
>Consume potato
>Repeat