>He posted the picture of the man from Banbury
>He posted the picture of the man from Sunderland
>He's never been to Nottingham
>The YouTube lass was at a Chris Brown concert
>He has never been to York
>He said Ruthmong has never been abroad
>He can't get a countersignature
>SSM has bought a thing
>Shippy invests in dividend stocks
>Or maybe Shippy is a premium bonds kinda man
>He's waiting for the post again today
>SSM is opening unboxing his gadget
>Ket lass is she new?