*sip*

now if your band is halfway good and the label believes in you....

*sip*

you'll get what's called an advance.

anywhere from 10 to 100 thousand dollars.

even more once you're "established".

you can then "lock out" the room and make your record.

*sip*

but you see i didn't get that.

i went guerrilla.

this little wonder made it happen.

*sip*

bring it back.

oh jesus please bring it back!!!!!

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