>>215492924
Fucking kek. I'm glad you posted.
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>Thor
Dr. Donald Blake as the unknowing mortal reincarnation of Thor, banished by Odin. Borrow from the Return of the Incredible Hulk TV special as he discovers the hammer in a cave, lifts it, and summons his past self. From that point on, his journey is about humbling himself as old Thor in the modern world mixed with Silver Age adventures. Only when Blake and Thor reconcile will they finally, truly merge into the real (that is, our) Thor.
>Hulk & Iron Man
Ignore connections to the old 1610 universe, take the story from Ultimate Human (but change Hulk's origin from super soldier stack to a combination of the 616 and TV origins), and boom: you have what the Hulk and Iron Man are like in my Earth. Would have the Leader be closer to 616's.
>X-Men
Same approach Morrison took X-Men, but at the beginning of the team. Some influences from X-Men Evolution, but the original members are just young adults. No time travel allowed. Also, for mutants, steal origin from 1610 or similar. Public should be clueless and fear humanity will go extinct.
>Spider-Man
Isn't. Peter lives with Uncle Ben and Aunt May. Never learned great power or responsibility. Browses Reddit/Discord all day. Meant to mock Spidey fans. A loser.
>Ant-Man & Wasp
Copy-paste EMH portrayal.
>Captain Marvel
Copy-paste EMH portrayal.
>Squadron Supreme
Bootlegs of the main JLA, but with the tone of the JLI. Allows for poking fun at the Distinguished Competition...
>Punisher
The same. But make him a hot chick. No further changes, your honor.
>Ghost Rider
Same, but make him a hot chick. No further changes, your honor.
>Sentry
Same, but make him a hot chick. No further changes, your honor.
>Iron Fist & Power Man
Same, but make them both hot chicks. No further changes, your honor.
>Moonknight
Same, but make him a hot chick; she's delusional and thinks she's 616 Moonknight. Because funni.
>Doom
Oh, y'all just KNOW I'm dying for sum dat DOOMussy
>Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver
Twin. Sisters. 'Nuff said!
Dr. Donald Blake as the unknowing mortal reincarnation of Thor, banished by Odin. Borrow from the Return of the Incredible Hulk TV special as he discovers the hammer in a cave, lifts it, and summons his past self. From that point on, his journey is about humbling himself as old Thor in the modern world mixed with Silver Age adventures. Only when Blake and Thor reconcile will they finally, truly merge into the real (that is, our) Thor.
>Hulk & Iron Man
Ignore connections to the old 1610 universe, take the story from Ultimate Human (but change Hulk's origin from super soldier stack to a combination of the 616 and TV origins), and boom: you have what the Hulk and Iron Man are like in my Earth. Would have the Leader be closer to 616's.
>X-Men
Same approach Morrison took X-Men, but at the beginning of the team. Some influences from X-Men Evolution, but the original members are just young adults. No time travel allowed. Also, for mutants, steal origin from 1610 or similar. Public should be clueless and fear humanity will go extinct.
>Spider-Man
Isn't. Peter lives with Uncle Ben and Aunt May. Never learned great power or responsibility. Browses Reddit/Discord all day. Meant to mock Spidey fans. A loser.
>Ant-Man & Wasp
Copy-paste EMH portrayal.
>Captain Marvel
Copy-paste EMH portrayal.
>Squadron Supreme
Bootlegs of the main JLA, but with the tone of the JLI. Allows for poking fun at the Distinguished Competition...
>Punisher
The same. But make him a hot chick. No further changes, your honor.
>Ghost Rider
Same, but make him a hot chick. No further changes, your honor.
>Sentry
Same, but make him a hot chick. No further changes, your honor.
>Iron Fist & Power Man
Same, but make them both hot chicks. No further changes, your honor.
>Moonknight
Same, but make him a hot chick; she's delusional and thinks she's 616 Moonknight. Because funni.
>Doom
Oh, y'all just KNOW I'm dying for sum dat DOOMussy
>Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver
Twin. Sisters. 'Nuff said!
>>938728568
Hey, man, thanks a lot. Have a good one. I'd offer you chili if I could, but I have a good chili recipe you can try, and if the girl Emiru has any, I'd love to know.
>Ingredients
2 lbs ground beef (or do half beef and/or half pork for richness)
2 tbsp olive oil
1 large onion, diced
4 minced cloves garlic, minced
2 fresh jalapeños, chopped (remove seeds for less heat)
1 red bell pepper, diced ofc
1 can (28 oz) of crushed tomatoes
2 tbsp tomato paste
2 cans (15 oz each) kidney beans, rinsed and drained
1 can (15 oz) black beans, rinsed
1 cup beef broth (or beer for extra depth)
1 tbsp cocoa powder (this actually adds richness without tasting like chocolate)
2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce (I like to add a little more)
2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
1 tbsp brown sugar (balances the acidity, and I've also added a baby spoon of plain yogurt or sour cream)
>Spices (mix these before adding!)
2 tbsp chili powder
1 tsp smoked paprika
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp coriander
1/2 tsp cinnamon (this gives it a subtle warmth, but if you add this, I advise you don't skimp on the spice)
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper (adjust to taste)
1 tsp salt (I get weird and use pink himalayan salt)
1/2 tsp black pepper (or do black peppercorns and crush them yourself)
>Instructions
Heat oil in a large pot, sauté onions until golden. Add garlic, peppers, and jalapeños, then cook 3-4 minutes. Add your ground meat, breaking it up until browned. Stir in the spices (again, mix them together before adding) and toast for 1 minute. Mix in tomato paste, then add crushed tomatoes, beans, broth/beer, Worcestershire, vinegar, cocoa powder, and sugar. Bring to a boil, reduce to low, and simmer for at least an hour (or all day to taste better!) and stir occasionally. Adjust seasoning-- add more salt, vinegar, or chili powder if needed. Toss in a square of really dark chocolate at the end for silkiness. Garnish with lime juice and cilantro right before serving.
Hey, man, thanks a lot. Have a good one. I'd offer you chili if I could, but I have a good chili recipe you can try, and if the girl Emiru has any, I'd love to know.
>Ingredients
2 lbs ground beef (or do half beef and/or half pork for richness)
2 tbsp olive oil
1 large onion, diced
4 minced cloves garlic, minced
2 fresh jalapeños, chopped (remove seeds for less heat)
1 red bell pepper, diced ofc
1 can (28 oz) of crushed tomatoes
2 tbsp tomato paste
2 cans (15 oz each) kidney beans, rinsed and drained
1 can (15 oz) black beans, rinsed
1 cup beef broth (or beer for extra depth)
1 tbsp cocoa powder (this actually adds richness without tasting like chocolate)
2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce (I like to add a little more)
2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
1 tbsp brown sugar (balances the acidity, and I've also added a baby spoon of plain yogurt or sour cream)
>Spices (mix these before adding!)
2 tbsp chili powder
1 tsp smoked paprika
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp coriander
1/2 tsp cinnamon (this gives it a subtle warmth, but if you add this, I advise you don't skimp on the spice)
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper (adjust to taste)
1 tsp salt (I get weird and use pink himalayan salt)
1/2 tsp black pepper (or do black peppercorns and crush them yourself)
>Instructions
Heat oil in a large pot, sauté onions until golden. Add garlic, peppers, and jalapeños, then cook 3-4 minutes. Add your ground meat, breaking it up until browned. Stir in the spices (again, mix them together before adding) and toast for 1 minute. Mix in tomato paste, then add crushed tomatoes, beans, broth/beer, Worcestershire, vinegar, cocoa powder, and sugar. Bring to a boil, reduce to low, and simmer for at least an hour (or all day to taste better!) and stir occasionally. Adjust seasoning-- add more salt, vinegar, or chili powder if needed. Toss in a square of really dark chocolate at the end for silkiness. Garnish with lime juice and cilantro right before serving.