GUYZ LOOK, ANOTHER MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER!!!!
COME PLAY LE MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER!!!
IT'S GOT ZANY WACKY COLORS IN SMALL SHITTY ARENAS, SHITTY BALANCING THAT SUCKS ALL FUN OUT TO CURRY FAVOR WITH E-SPORTS NIGGAS THAT WILL NEVER PLAY IT!! WE LOVE LE MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER!!! THERE'S A FAT GUY WITH A MASSIVE HITBOX YET HAS JUST AS MUCH HEALTH AS EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE #HEALTHATEVERYSIZE!!!! MUH FAVORITE E-CELEB PLAYED IT AND LE HECKING CORPORATION THAT HADN'T MADE A GOOD FUCKING GAME IN 20 YEARS IS DEVELOPING IT!!! REMEMBER SCRIMBLO BIMBLO AND THE SOULFUL FUN PLATFORMER? THIS IS BY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE WHEN THAT GAME WAS DEVELOPED, BUT WORK FOR THE SAME COMPANY! THAT MEANS IT'LL BE JUST AS GOOD!!! WHAT'S THAT? INNOVATION? NEW SHIT? NO! PEOPLE WANT LE MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER! IN NO WAY WILL THIS FLOP AND KILL THE DEVELOPER LIKE 99% OF ALL MULTIPLAYER SHOOTERS TRYING TO COMPETE WITH FAGNITE! THIS ISN'T A SHILL CAMPAIGN, WE SWEAR!!!!

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>Too bad it's also fucking boring