cross the road two sets of lights just to get to the other bloody side.
Thinking that’s the end of it.

Cops suddenly pull a full U-turn, roll up beside me, passenger window cracks just a little…
flash goes off. They than speed off

Am i now on sex offender registry?

we’ve reached the point in Victoria where you can smoke a pipe behind a 7/11 and the cops will offer you rehab, but if you dare let your dog off-leash on taxpayer-funded oval after hours on weekend with no other people around.