>>96922097
YOU’RE A FAKE DICE SLINGER, A PHONY GROGNARD, A PAPERBACK POSER IN THE KINGDOM OF IMAGINATION!!!

YOU’RE OUT HERE QUOTIN’ GYGAX LIKE YOU WERE IN THE ROOM WHEN HE WROTE APPENDIX N, BUT YOU COULDN’T FIND YOUR CHARACTER SHEET IF IT WAS TAPED TO YOUR FOREHEAD, BROTHER! YOU SAY YOU’VE “RUN KEEP ON THE BORDERLANDS,” BUT I KNOW YOU’VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THE CAVES OF CHAOS—NOT EVEN ON A MAP, OOOH YEAH!