>decide to look up "x" parrot species
>search results lead me to a parrot subplebbit talking about how "x" parrot is unkosher to keep without titanium gorrilion bar aviary
>decide to see out of morbid curiosity the rest of the subplebbit
>90% are just posts about small parrots and a combination of "does my heckin' parrota'rino have aids from this feather pattetm?" or "le head scritches :3:3"
>they all used stupidly sized cages that they don't need to be so big for such small parrots
>suspect they were likely guilt tripped into doing so by marketing or plebbit hyper social awareness of being called out for neglect if their cage is one inch off being 8ft wide for their budgie
>notice the posts use a lot of weird language that borders on being infantile
>discover that the vast majority of users posting are tatoo'd fat women
>the few posters who are not posting small parrots or using infantile language are men
>then come to the conclusion that this is true to just plebbit but irl experience as well with the vast majority of large parrots I have known having male owners
>one of the most common things I also heard from women keeping parrots is that they like macaws but "a beak that big makes them nervous"
>think back to dog domestication and the consistent trend of women creating dog breeds that are largely too deformed or unhealthy to pose a physical risk
>then think back to the sterotype of female cat owners declawing and feeding their persians to the point of immobile obesity
>think back to my grandma trying to shove food down my throat as much as she could while half-jokingly telling me to stop growing as I become twice her height
>>consider how schools are largely female and mostly self-contained areas to prevent kids from roaming while fattening them up with school meals, like parrots in giant cages and oil heavy feed
>>>reach an epiphany as to why almost all world religion agrees to the fact that women shouldn't be in positions of power