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I am actually extremely impressed with myself because in the 90s and early 2000s I got the internet and started hearing about all of these conspiracies and how retarded you "people" are and I accurately predicted 2 decades ago that at some point people will call nuclear weapons a hoax/conspiracy. I award myself 300 points.

I award myself all the points because im going to give you the next big conspiracy thats going to blow your mind that no one is talking about yet.
The conspiracy of our lifetimes, literally. in 500 years some fag retard like you is going to sit there scratching his dick and think
>we clacked rocks for 50,000 years
>took 20,000 years to invent stone tools
>lived in straw huts until the 1800s
>200 years later we have robots on mars, AI, internet, smartphones, cars

NO ONE is going to believe this just happened because we figured it out, the conspiracy is going to be that some diety or aliens were living among us or larping as us (ie lizard people) and giving us this technology. You are welcome and you heard it hear first