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American Eagle
>proudly owns firearms to defend its land
>is most famous eagle in the world, other eagles seethe at its popularity, doesnt even know other eagles exist
>most powerful eagle army on earth, could conquer rest of the world eagles if wanted, chooses not to
>owns the moon by virtue of being first eagle to plant its flag there

Australian Eagle
>used to have impressive bantz, but got buck broken by COVID restrictions
>disarmed its eagle populace like little bitches, aussie eagles meekly accepted it
>might individually be able to hunt kangaroos, but collectively cant win a war against emus
>comes to bald eagle's site for taste of freedom of speech, if screeched "nigger" in native Australia would be arrested