I always wanted my own brother
And then he showed up at my door
I don't remember where I came from
I wasn't orphaned anymore
Soon we did everything together
He taught me how to fly a kite
I watched him grow into a big goat
I watched him sleep in bed at night
IT'S NOT
CREEPY

But then he signed that application
To some prestigious fancy school
And now that he is off to college
I'm left here lonely and uncool
I threw myself into dark matters
To have the world in my control
I made his perfect doppelganger
Nobody understands me
IT'S NOT
EVIL

I gave you my heart and then you turned around
My interspecies dreams, they never came to be
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
(Kris, shut up and let this end, we're a bunch of floating heads!)
Just take it from me, I know you'll come around
Though the law forbids it, this is kismet
Say "I do" and seal our souls together
Voulez-vous, our love will last forever
Since we're not related it'll be OK