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As the duly elected president of s4s I can asssure you that we remain nice.
Now and forever.
These absurdist claims of a shadow government of ebil are nothing more than
the belligerant ramblings of newfigs and muds.
I'd defer any further statements to my vice president, Beth, but she's.. on vacation or something, I don't know fucking.. she's busy.

As a precaution and to alleviate any further concerns regarding this matter I have ordered the deployment of our army.
As I deliver this address, ebil sympathizers are being rounded up for questioning.
There will be prosecutions and there will be justice.
This is nice board.
Thank you, and bury bless this board.
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