>>725380052
>Looks?
One look from him can spread more colonist pussy than an entire Batarian Slaver fleet.

>>718768368
>WHY DEM ALIENS ONLY GAVE US A SPECTA AND A COWNSIL AFTAH ONLY TWENNT FIVE YEAHS AND STAHTIN A WAH WIT DEM TURRYENS OPENIN DUH SPACE DOHS
>DEM TURIANS GOT DEY SAT AFTUH ONLY 250 YEAHS AND WINNIN A GU LAK TIK WAH FO DA COWNSIL BAK DEN(DEM HOES N SHIT)
>SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT U MEAN DEY DUM ASS ALIEN AINT BELEEVE MY STORY ABOUT DA DOCKWORKUHS STORY ABOUT DEM TOO SPECTA NIGGAS KILLEN DEYSELVES?
>DAS FINE, CUZ I HAVE A DREAM. SPACE WAH NOW NIGGA GO
>DA FUQ U MEAN U AINT GONNA INVADE DEY STUPID ASS, DUH REAPUHS IS CUMMIN TO KILL EVERYTHANG RIGHT NOW
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT
>U JUS WAIT, IMA GET DESE ALIENS. YEAH WE FULINNA HAVE A HUMEN COWNSIL IN HEAH, BY NIGGAS, FOR NIGGAS-THE RIGHT NIGGAS- AND DEM 2000 YEAHS OF 30 BILLEN HIGH AS FUCK TEK IS GUNNA SIT DOWN DEY ASS FOR IT
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