>Once you understand the principle behind the "five-second feral", their behavior becomes crystal clear. A feral can not consider the future; their language doesn't even have a word for it. A feral can only process thoughts in five-second intervals and, as such, can not associate their present selves with their future selves or even their past selves. Indeed, to the feral, the feral that exists five seconds into the future is an entirely different person; a stranger that they have no connection to. Once this mindset is understood, only then do the behaviors of a feral make sense.
>Want to steal from a grocery store? Go ahead, some other random feral will go to jail for it. Spend your welfare money on useless babbles and trinkets, because you have the money now and another feral will worry about it later. You can run from the police because some other totally unrelated feral will go to prison and not you.
>Whenever a feral claims they "didn't do nothin'" they aren't lying. To them, their crimes were committed by total strangers and they are being unfairly prosecuted. A feral may rob you blind and molest your children, but they will be as ignorant about it as to why they did it.
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