How does Blooper have such a fucking atrocious losing streak? Yeah he's won a few times recently but his win-loss ratio is still like 2-93. It's like when I grew up and got told that CPU Peach cheats except in reverse, this squid can't fucking accomplish anything without a hundred four-leaf clovers, two dozen silver spoons jammed into its mouth, and all the planets AND moons of the solar system simultaneously aligning on a leap year. It's reached the point where Blooper making it to the party at all is some sort of squid achievement, except ninety-nine times out of a hundred, that achievement is immediately undercut with the most horrendous jobbing you've ever seen. The fact that Blooper went from playable to killable between 8 and 9 speaks volumes, as getting horribly mauled is the only talent this cephaloFUCK has.