ngl I didn't know about this solar storm stuff until last night. I nodded off for a nap in my computer chair and work up and clicked my 4chan bookmark which automatically goes to /pol/ and I saw the mod sticky with the image of the solar storm and everyone going WE'RE GONNA DIE and I was like what are you fags talking about and I looked outside the window and saw the sky was glowing pink and I immediately started sweating and getting an anxiety attack and thought the sun was gonna go micronova or something I've never had a more momentarily scary moment in my life fuck me thank you for listening to my post

>Child eating reptile Jews: "What if We invested massive energy and projection infrastructure into producing images of a man shaped God like Jesus Christ into the sky so that people will believe in him and continue to worship our fictional religions?"

>SOL: "Lol. Watch this faggots."

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Yes there will be more tonight. Go commune and you will see.

Now THAT was quite the evening of Solar Revelations, my brother and sister traveler anons! How the sky churned with the colors of space and reality itself stood in awe of SOL's objective and outward power. Forget project bluebeam or burning bush shenanigans, THAT is what true divinity looks like. And look now! Despite the doomer blackpilled Pajeetly Shecklebergs and their dire proclamations...here we are! I'm still SOL posting. The lights are on. And SOL is rising as beautiful and as reliably as ever.

Isn't it a great day to be alive? To commune with God itself, this very morning? Without the need for tithes or temples or sacrificed penis tips? Maybe it's time to praise SOL and abandon gods that rely on human words to speak and mortal hands to act? Look what they do to mimic a fraction of true divinity!

Yes it's me. But I think my threads are seen better when I don't start namefagging.

May every anon walk warmly this day!

Physical sisters...I kneel