I was like, thinking to myself, ‘maybe I should toss out some of these free trick cards, holmes,’ but then I was like, ‘nah, fool, leave ‘em be.’ Cuz PES 15 strikers still got the cojones to pull off a sombrero move and más, ese. And since this is like, untouched for diez años, it’d be kinda chido to see PES 15 with a modern rule set, you know?

I even thought about bringing back that PES 13–14 height bracket, but, chale, I can’t find the pinche reference pic anywhere—wiki, my hard drive, nada. My brain said “nope.” So maybe later, carnal.

From what I remember, PES 15 strikers ain’t as basura with accuracy, so silvers go back to 88, vato. And the manlets? They just get +3 again, cuz back in 15, even non-medals were still scoring goles, órale. I don’t remember tall bois being OP, but I’m still watching old tapes, homes. For now I’m leaning toward taking off that nerf pa’ los gigantes.

Dates:
So, like, if we go nine weeks from summer to autumn, that lands us at October 10 for qualifiers (if we even need ‘em, ese) and October 24 for the babby proper. But that’s kinda apretado, fool, even if it looks good on the fancy Ideal Calendar™.

So maybe better: start qualifiers October 17, take the 24th as a buffer semana, and then we open on Halloween, homes. Either Grip Weekend kicks off then, or the whole chingadera starts that day. And you know some of the hyp boys are gonna want más of the cup inside October anyway, órale.”**