The last time I went to a party I got so drunk I accidentally cheated on my gf. Not doing that again.

>>512323359
I WILL NEVER BE THIS HAPPY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Someone broke in while I was at work and took all my physical collection, even my Dreamcast. Police said they couldn't do anything. I've been 100% software ever since.

>>81683224
I have naise nap.

>>508732844
>be me
>go to miami for work
>rent a car from grumpy nigger
>leave airport
>motorcycle starts following me
>I go to a Publix to buy a six pack of beer
>motorcycle guy pulls up next to me as I’m getting out of the car
>”man fuck you, and fuck arizona!”
>”what? I’m not from arizona”
>”fuck your lyin’ ass and fuck Arizona”
>I lock the car and walk towards the publix ignoring him
>I come outside and he’s still there
>he yells “fuck youuuu”
>speeds off
>nigger scratched “fuck arizona” into the driver’s side door
>go to trunk to put food and beer inside
>it’s an arizona plate
>had to pay $500 for damages

Fuck Miami

I have an exam tomorrow but decided not to study.