Troy's drunk and unhappy,
He's dumb and unkind
He's fat and unhealthy, yeah.
He's high but not laughing
A bum but he's overwhelmed
He drinks and shoots ropes to babies

And what it all comes down to,
Is that Chaddy still won't reply-ply-ply
'Cause Troy's got 100 Hot Pockets,
And he's screamin' "HUFFA DA BIG BABA BOOTA" again.