Best hideout I've found has to be Georgetown Malaysia
>600 for a nice place with everything included no HUEHUEUHEU U PAY FOR ELECTRICITY SIRS Y YOU RUN ELECTRICITY SIRS like thailand or PH, can easily go to 350-450 if you don't mind a smaller room
>all english speaking
>stupid fucking cheap for food, booze, etc
>clean air blowing in from the sea
>mainly tourist town so hook ups aren't impossible in said muslim country
>decent food, gyms, beaches, and nightlife open to foreigners
>rarely bump into other white people unless they are +50 and the owner of the bars or a couple on holiday