I just read a story from Adolf Hitler's personal life.
>A German woman is out on her yard selling clothes
>She's selling mostly dirty dingy clothes except for her husband's nice pristine suit
>A Jew comes over to her and offers to buy an old sweater for 50 marks
>The Woman is astonished by the high offer and asks the Jew if he wants to buy anything else
>The Jew offers to buy everything except the suit for 300 marks
>The woman is thrilled but tries to make him buy the suit anyways
>He refuses so the woman just throws it in for 5 marks since he's giving her so much money
>The Jew says that he only has 5 marks with him so he'll just take the nice suit and come back later to buy the rest of the clothes
>The Jew takes the suit for a steal of a price and dissappears, never to be seen again
>The woman thinks the Jew must've died because there's no way a Jew would lie to her
>She relays the story to Hitler who laughs in her face

Gotta admit I respect the hustle of the chosenites. That was funny as hell.