>zomboid
>Based Bateman run
>Peak of human physical condition
>Fit as fuck
>Also insane as fuck
>Feels good to kill zeds
>Go outside and start killing everything I see
>Attract their attention so I can kill them faster
>Grow stronger as the bodies piles up
>Also grow stressed out as gore and blood covers me
>Decide to take a break in a neighbouring street I haven't fully cleansed yet (plenty of zeds bumbling about outside)
>Take a shower
>Won't work because clothes are drenched in blood
>Have the 9000 iq move of having them washed
>Shove everything but my knives into a washing machine
>Turn it on
>It's loud as fuck
>Zeds hear it
>Insanity kicks in
>Bateman starts screaming like a girl and start throwing his knives away
>Zeds pouring through the windows
>Lacerate feet, arms, hands and whatnot as I dive out the window while dodging zeds
>Bolt to the woods bleeding, screaming, naked and stressed out
>Zeds keep following due to girly screams
>Trips and further scratch myself up
>Get hug fucked by sneak zed in the bush
>Dead
>Alive for five hours, 200 zeds taken out
Thus ended Based Bateman's life.