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>Okay. Okay. So, okay. I'm fat. Big deal.
>Well, you know what? You pass the first step, Brendan. Now, the next question you have to ask yourself is, how does being fat work for me?
>Well, I don't know.
>Well, it makes you funnier. Everybody loves a fat guy. They're funny.
>I would have to get really fat, wouldn't I, to get really funny, right?
>No. No. Sometimes you just have to be a little dumpy, which is what I would call you right now.
>I'm dumpy?
>Yeah. It's phase one. Okay. There's about eight phases. Starts from dumpy, then it goes to frumpy, then it goes to fat. Six phases of fat. I don't know. I'm not a scientist. I'm just saying. You get fatter and fatter. That's what happens. You start the cycle and then you don't stop.
>Mhm. Isn't it like totally unhealthy?
>So, all right. How about this, Brendan? Yeah. Some girls like fat guys cuz their fathers were fat, right?
>So, you play on that. It's the fat father syndrome. It's the FFS.
>Fat father syndrome?
>Yeah. Girls have fat fathers. All right.
>Mhm.
>So, when you're fat, you remind girls of their father, right? Done deal. Welcome to the fat club, Brendan.
>no-
>YES!