>INTJ:
Deranged big picture guys whos predictions/plans are always wrong.
>INTP:
Androids so caught up in useless minutia that they're functionally retarded.
>ENTJ:
Evil Machiavellians that would slit their own moms throat to get ahead.
>ENTP
Assholes that would tell a dying child they're going to hell just to pwn them.
>INFJ
Useless sages who's advice only makes sense after you've done it without their help.
>INFP
The emotional tampons of the world, will cry over a dead bug and live in perpetual misery.
>ENFJ
The heroes no one wants, thier morals and eagerness to self sacrifice comes off as showing-off, weird or stupid.
>ENFP
Retarded manbabies who are the reason stuff like funkopops exists, think they can change the world but never do.
>ISTJ
Stupid unambitious small minded version of the INTJ. Also boring AF buzz kills.
>ISFJ
Stupid unambitious pussy version of the INTP. Think deferring to authority is the highest good.
>ESTJ
Stupid unambitious pig-headed asshole version of the ENTJ. Basically boomers.
>ESTJ
An Istj that actually cares about humans, thinks people pleasing is the highest good.
>ISTP
Sociopaths who live like shit and feel like shit 24/7. Think their crude brutal methods are "common senses".
>ISFP
Faggots who feel the urge to express themselves but have no depth so have nothing to express but reddit tier quirkiness and drama.
>ESTP
Dickheads who love being dickheads. Almost admirable until you realize they make so many enemies they're inevitably ground down into an istp.
>ESFP
The stupid retarded whore/gay/tranny personality, look 140yo at 39 because of endless partying.