>it's been six years since the last real Senran game
>Haruka is now morbidly obese, has 4 half-black children and a middling OnlyFans account
>Shiki has hit the wall, her body odor (the bad kind) genes from the Roma side have been fully activated
>After constantly being shown up by others despite being the protagonist Asuka has gone on a spiritual journey to discover herself, nobody has seen her for quite some time
>Mirai grew DD breasts but constant exposure to suspicious potions has made her infertile
>Miyabi was jailed for a hate crime when she defended herself from an intoxicated Imu's advances, the resulting scandal adversely affected Murasaki's ability to live comfortably
>Katsuragi was hospitalized for unspecified respiratory problems and continues to insist she's fine
>Hanabi is comatose after one too many instances of eating something she shouldn't have