>>717475597 >March >"Oh sweet! More Prime 4 footage! What about the date though?" >"Oh, it's this year. We promise." >June >"Here's a Splatoon game out of nowhere and a DK Direct." >"We really want to hear when Prime 4's coming ou-" >"This year FOR SURE." >July >"Prime 4?" >"We'll get to it eventually. Anyway, here's a Partner Direct, Mario Paint, and a Drag x Drive trailer" >August >"Uh?" >"Uh." (Translates to "Fuck it, here's an Indie World and a Kirby trailer")