The King's corrupt and Alpha's rich.

Would now be the time to point out, Sammy, that the sword's mundane but the stone's thrumming with magic?

Jesus, knighthood really *is* cheap in these parts.

Mado's troubles are only beginning.

Doctor Fate either decks an oracle or rubs his hands together in anticipation.

They worship soil and eat psychedelic herbs, Ruriko. There, you're done.

Weeeeeeeeeell, Gendarme, he probably *was* at Eton...

Shrine Team comes in swaggering.

SANJO!