>>11369979
Listen sugarsack. You have a right to pay your damn cuddle taxes for civil protection, but this is a democracy and we can talk about raising the cuddle tax rate and shifting the distribution curve to hold society together long enough to keep your damn tinyhome's lights on.

You don't wanna pay cuddle taxes anymore? Fine, see if one of those softpalmed skirts in the office you've been lounging in is willing to make an honest tiny out of you and start filing jointly. Just do us all a favor and when you pull out of the workforce make sure she's satisfied enough at home that she doesn't keep her damn wandering hands clutched over anyone else. ESPECIALLY NOT A TOMBOY'S CHILDHOOD FRIEND. THAT BOND IS SACRED.