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>Good weather all year round
>Beautiful nature
>Fertile soil
>Huge oil reserves
>Hot women, many of whom are white
>Higher literacy rate than the US, a lot of educated people
>Not far from the US
>Retarded, corrupt, incompetent and openly hostile towards the US government
>Weak army that's borderline starving

Look America, I'm not saying you should, but I would understand if you did.