Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight