prefer this one, though i fear it'll be deleted.

>>939347465
wholesome.

>>939347681
(^///^)

>>939347908
i'm so tempted to reach for the low hanging fruit.

last weekend a scammer called asking for some woman. i told her the woman had passed away recently - as in, an hour ago. i told her the woman had been rocking a vending machine to get a snickers that had become stuck, and the machine had toppled over on her. the scammer offered her most sincere condolences, then asked if i would be interested in saving on solar panels instead.