Every day, I thank the Lord in his Heaven that I'm not like you people. I thank whatever force in the universe led to my creation that, problems that I may have, I didn't turn out a completely unloveable incel faggot.

Whenever I look in a mirror, I breathe a sigh of relief, because I think back to when I go on the internet, and I say:

There, but for the grace of God, go I.