>Be Philippine militiaman
>Dominate your countries small insurgents by virtue of having funding
>Barely any training needed cause 3rd world and corruption
>Hit tight pussy and delicious food every night
>Probably high on drugs or alcohol half the time
>Have a fucking BAR with an extended mag and grip
>Nothing can stop you
>No one will try
>/k/ bros I would trade everything for this

Also cool /k/ pics thread