The brutal truth is that we live in a globalised world, where all women have been exposed to modern makeup styling and products, and have the opportunity to take part in the worldwide beauty pageant, and it is Asian Women who come out on top.

And frankly, it isn't even close.

All women can "max out" their beauty now, and non-Asian w*men are left looking like men when they stand next to Asian Women.

To make matters worse: the pure, feminine look of the Asian Woman is matched by a personality as white as snow, making her yet more attractive to the worldwide body of men. Whilst non-Asian w*men's ugliness goes to the depth of their souls, reflected in gruesome and appalling personalities which only appeal to lunatics or cuckolds.

But we must recognise Asian Woman's triumph as a triumph of the good. Even though it hurts us all to see our own women so out-classed, we have to admit that Asian Women deserve their spoils. They have acted with grace and dignity and loveliness, and in response, they have been blessed with cuteness.