URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND CHAIRMAN OF THE DRAKE FAN CLUB, VIC MIGNOGNA:
Agents, good work. This week we've managed to remove Kimmel for opposing The Plan. Double rations of adrenochrome for our hard working operatives who planted the monologue on him. You deserve it.
For all other operatives, we convene as usual at 9PM Eastern/8PM Central for the Great TNG Watchalong. We will see Picard make bad decisions on the bridge of the Stargazer, which is coincidentally the entire plot of Picard Season 2. We follow up with the DS9 watch along, where we enter the Maquis era for better or worse.
The interloper has been snooping around but have no fear. Our Scotty Sleeper Cells and Fat Riker Nonconsensual 'Boning Death Squad have collaborated to create the most devastating sonic weapon known to man: a bagpipe/trombone combination called the Bag O'Bones. Soon victory will be ours.
As always, Trust in The Plan, Death to the Opposition, and FREIGHTERS.
Mignogna out.
