>>537854210
My friends, it has often been said that I like Valkyr. My friends, I like Valkyr... No, friends, I love Valkyr!

I love Ripline. I love Warcry. I love Paralysis. I love Hysteria, swinging, I love grouping with ripline, and hysteria for invulnerability. Valkyrs across plains, in ships, in space, in infested hellscapes, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of Valkyr that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with Ogris salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a Grineer is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed explosive rounds. And there is nothing like an operator using a hardened wellspring to buff her warcry. And the feeling that comes when a Corpus runs screaming from his irradiated MOA, only to be mowed down by heavy incarnon fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Reminiscent of when ranks of infantry brandish their prods rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a Valkyr meleeing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Valkyr butt, Valkyr butt so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Valkyr as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody Valkyr? A Valkyr whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Valkyr to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?

...Very well. Then ass is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" Valkyr will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE ass! A Valkyr beyond any other that man's history has ever known!