i saw the shark imaginer video about that shockingly based bobby. i still think the micks are finna do it again first
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kek
BEHOLD: MY RAREST MIKE
>>512920901
>they really think I'm gonna be mad that he's sending the military into D.C. lmao
dc isnt even a real place, what the fuck can he possibly do to it to make me give the slightest shred of a fuck? he might as well be cracking down on the wonderful land of oz or seatopia for all the fucks i give.
>communicating with women is probably the most frustrating thing I've ever experienced, so godspeed fren
ive literally told them “i cant read your mind” but they still act like i can
thank fuck i cant
>consuming protein at high rates. I moved up to 10 lb. wrist weights so I'm all kinds of sore, but it's the good kind of sore that let's you know it's progress
my fuckin’ guy. i dont like that soreness when its in my chest or groin joints but its still kind of good even then

>>510688894
>you know Wisconsin is the only state where your first DUI is a freebie, the cop just gives you a wanring
you joke but then you think about the sheer volume they have to deal with and it makes a weird kind of sense
>no, we must discuss electrical substation sabotage owls and their political implications
since electricity plays a part in season 3 of twin kinos i must report this esoteric threat
fuggin hooters arent what they seem.
>>510689077
DAMN RIGHT
damn she fucking cute