>shit controls (guess you how jump)
>all jumps are fixed height
>enemies have inflated HP
>jank hitboxes
>music only or sound only
>no continues
>no HP recovery between levels
>lives max out at 3
>struggles to run on a stock Amiga 500
>a real copy is rare and expensive

No one really talks about this version much but it is absolutely grotesque. Even the britbongs couldn't help but roast it in all their magazines.