Requesting our cyber punk group's shitpost character, a declined concept that then became a weapon's merchant in game.
He's become an almost mythical figure in our group and the DM's world who can get you anything from black market cyber hearts, military grade weapons, or even a genuine beef burger.

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Requesting a shitpost character.
The lard lord was a character pitched for Cyberpunk which the dm decided against, but who has become an almost mythical figure in our group and his world. Need a gun nobody can get? Lard lord. Illegal ammo? Lard Lord. The best ripperdoc to rip out your ticker and put in some chrome? Lard Lord. An actual beef burger? You better believe you need to talk to the Lard Lord. Barring some oneshot I will most likely never play him, but if it amuses you, i'd appreciate having the lard lord brought to life.