https://youtu.be/9cEGFo8AjLY

>Be a grown man, lonely ever since the wife passed away
>Your neighbors just moved in, a family of two and a cute little tyke
>They seem really nice, you go and be friendly
>Eventually become close friends with the parents, and you treat the daughter like she was your own
>Since you never had kids you dote on her when you see her and give her gifts and new toys
>You're even willing to babysit her so her parents can go on dates and have fun!
>You've fallen in love with this family and are overjoyed when they tell you that they consider you like family too!
>Haven't been this happy in years!
>One day you visit to give back the blender you borrowed a few nights ago to make some smoothies for the neighborhood block party
>The parents are busy with work, but before you leave you go visit the daughter and see how she's doing
>You go in her room and start to play the tickling game with her, it's her favorite and she loves it
>Joy fills your heart every time you hear her childish laughter
>While laughing hysterically, she accidentally turn her body away and you accidentally touch her chest
>You both freeze
>Oh shit
>It was just an accident, you've heard of the rumors of this town...the seedy underbelly that gropes Molesterville.
>But you? You would NEVER EVER...
>Before you can get a word out she screams "NO!" and rushes to yell for her father
>Your life, in a single mishap, is over.

What a bitch