>Zd, Zd, Zdzisław
>Lover of the Polish Teens
>There was a cat that really was gone
>Zd, Zd, Zdzisław
>Polands greatest love machine
>It was a shame how he carried on
>A certain man, in Poland a week ago
>He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
>Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
>But to Polish teens he was such a lovely dear
>He could preach the Plumbing codes like a preacher
>Full of ecstasy and fire
>But he also was the kind of Plumber Women would desire
>Zd, Zd, Zdzisław
>Lover of the Polish Teens
>There was a cat that really was gone
>Zd, Zd, Zdzisław
>Polands greatest love machine
>It was a shame how he carried on