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Nah the neko bitch who likes to stand outside my windows is located in the great lakes region.

Which...You know what, you've impressed me quite a bit. If she hasn't thrown herself at my feet by 11 PM on the 24th I'll take you in as a stray. Even if you aren't actually the same person and are all the way over there you're just too endearing. I will post contact info in the thread alongside a task for you to do.

Another question, or rather "interrogation" fits what you are better, do you post here using a device like a smartphone or tablet or a more traditional desktop PC? I use a desktop but then I'm a person, not a thing. You should be doing so with one of those devices and on the floor. When you look at up at the furniture people use you should understand that it's only for them, not for you. You share a lot in common with furniture actually, a chair doesn't tend to wear clothes either.