Chewing slowly on a wet pear
Here on the bench where i used to eat pie
This is the diet plan
That they enforced upon me
Armageddon- come armageddon
Come armageddon, come!

Everyday there's no sundae
Everyday is like eating hay

Hide in the restaurant
Buy a sundae
"How I dearly wish I could stay here"
In the seaside shop
Where they forgot to look
For me, me, let me stay here

Everyday there's no sundae
Everyday is like eating hay

Trudging back to the dietitian
And a strange meal lands on your plate
And in your mouth
In your mouth
In your mouth

Everyday there's no sundae
Everyday is like eating hay