>Be Paul Hausser
>Be the commander of the 1st SS Division, literally named after Hitler and meant to be his elite bodyguards
>As Berlin falls to the Soviets, you ignore Hitler's orders to contribute to the defense and flee to go surrender to the Allies
>Give information damning other nazis in exchange for an easier treatment
>Say you didn't know about all the bad stuff, it was x, y, z, your own mother, etc..
>Spend the rest of your days in ZOG-occupied West Germany saying SS veterans should get welfare checks and didn't really like Hitler